Newsletters
18 Jul 2007	Flys
	> Subject: Fw: HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY >>>> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband >>>> stalking around with a fly swatter. >>>> "What are you doing?", she asked. >>>> "Hunting Flies", he responded. >>>> "Oh.! Killing any?", she asked. >>>> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. >>>> >>>> Intrigued, she asked. >>>> ... read more ...
18 Jul 2007	Computer fun
	Subject: Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 ... read more ...
20 Jun 2007	caravan show
	A big thanks to all the wonderfull folk who visited us at the caravan show this year. We had a great time and sold lots of caravans. Thanks to Roz and Merv at Caravan World on the sunshine coast who organised the stand. The display looked terrific with their off road Trackvans by Lotus and our Sprints also by Lotus people had a wide choice of both on and off road vans. Thanks again Lester.
19 Jun 2007	Happy gardening
	ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and ... read more ...
30 Jul 2006	You'll know when your ready for a new LOTUS, read on !!
	25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a bunk bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre. 6. You watch the ABC. 7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of "hook ... read more ...